Pour one out for jimmykimmel, who picked a hell of a week to go on vacation.
“The former president was officially charged with 34 felony counts of falsifying business records, all of which were classified as class E felonies,” Colbert cracked. “Well, leave it to the man with the golden toilet — even his felonies are ‘class-e.’”
And Fallon dusted off his Trump impression to quip, “Trump was like, ‘Of course, they were very classy felonies. Someone would say the classiest of felonies.” That’s not to say there weren’t plenty of unique one-liners to go around. “At this point, of course, he was read his Miranda rights,” Colbert said of Trump’s arrest. “Then he claimed Miranda wasn’t even his type, asked her to sign an N.D.A., and got indicted again.”host joked about the delightful video of a court officer not holding the door open for Trump, cracking, “That’s kind of special — it’s not often you see a door hitting an ass on the way in.
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