Somewhere in a hot tub filled with models, Chris Harrison is pulling all the strings in TheBachelor. Here’s where we’re at in week five
Kelsey, ready to find out who bad-mouthed her to Peter. Photo: ABC Does free will exist, or are all of our actions determined in advance by a greater power? This a question I found myself pondering when I learned there would be not one but two episodes of The Bachelor this week: Monday’s episode would be three hours long, and on Wednesday, there would be another two-hour episode.
With 22 new stitches on his face, Peter takes Sydney on a one-on-one date. It starts with a scenic helicopter ride around a volcano, during which Peter unfortunately says, “I think you can literally say love is in the air right now.” On the ground, he piggybacks Sydney to a little lounge-slash-picnic setup, and repeatedly tells her how mysterious he thinks she is, probably because he hasn’t spoken to her before.
Kelsey continues sobbing on the group date, which is a photo shoot at a waterfall for a Cosmopolitan spread. Cosmo editor-in-chief Jessica Pels is there, and she explains that whomever they like best will get to pose with Peter for the March digital cover of the magazine. Hannah Ann is confident she’s going to win, because she once modeled for those Sonic Drive-In ads.
Another, more mature Bachelor might question why a contestant who has spent so little time with him is choosing to shit-talk another woman instead of getting to know him. But not Peter! Peter is a messy, penis-brained dummy who lives for drama, so he immediately goes to tell Kelsey that someone said she’s having a mental breakdown.
Kelley spots a lizard mid-ritual. Photo: ABC When Kelley asks later, over dinner, what kinds of ceremonies these were, exactly, Peter ignores her question and instead demands to know why she isn’t pandering to him. Kelley proceeds to roast the shit out of Peter, whose penis brain doesn’t pick up on it. She wonders why he engages with, and rewards, all the drama in the house, and says she’s looking for someone who challenges her.
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