They always pat down my 'suspicious package.'
In What It’s Like, people tell us, well, what it’s like to have experiences many of us have not even imagined. In this entry, Max, a 36-year-old web developer on the East Coast, tells us about his unfortunate experiences with a large penis and the Transportation Security Administration.
When I’m soft, my dick is still bigger than a lot of guys are when they’re fully hard. At max torque, I’m 8½ inches long, with 6 inches of girth. Flaccid, you’re looking at 6 inches, with a 5-inch circumference—which indeed makes me a shower, not a grower. In addition, I possess extremely large testicles, so there’s a lot going on down there. Yes, there are other men packing 10 or 11 inches who have me beat. I’m not saying I have the biggest dick in the world.
] But I’m always very professional when they pass their fingers over my junk. I’m not cracking any dad jokes: “Whoa, shouldn’t you buy me dinner first?” Most of those security agents use the back-of-the-hand method when they feel around for potential contraband, so it’s not too intimate. Once they feel what I’m packing, I’m sure they quickly understand why the millimeter wave lit me up. It’s only weird when you’re traveling with family, or on a work trip with colleagues, and they ask why you’re always taking so long in security. I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know what’s going on, man.
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