Trump Spends Contemplative Morning In Office Tapping Golf Balls Into Rudy Giuliani’s Mouth

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Trump Spends Contemplative Morning In Office Tapping Golf Balls Into Rudy Giuliani’s Mouth
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MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Still reeling from the recently unsealed federal indictment that included over 37 felony counts against him, 45th president of the United States Donald Trump spent a contemplative morning in his office Thursday tapping golf balls into Rudy Giuliani’s mouth. “Oh, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, what am I to do?” said…

MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Still reeling from the recently unsealed federal indictment that included over 37 felony counts against him, 45th president of the United States Donald Trump spent a contemplative morning in his office Thursday tapping golf balls into Rudy Giuliani’s mouth. “Oh, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, what am I to do?

” said a pensive Donald Trump, who, between sentences, repeatedly instructed his 79-year-old former advisor to lay on his side, open wide, and stay very stillemocrats want me dead! Wait.

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