It wouldn’t be a party at Missy G’s if someone didn’t storm out at the end of the night.
I know I say this every year, but there is nothing I want more than an invite to Missy G’s Summer Soiree. I’m sorry, but Joe and Melissa look like they know how to have fun at the shore, and all I really want is a weekend with the AC at 63, the pool at 82, and the fridge stocked with lemon Spindrift and chocolate Entenmann’s donuts. Is that too much to ask? It’s not?! Well, then can I get Joe in a Speedo bringing me lemon Spindrift and Entenmann’s? Great. I’ll be over in five.
Next up is Jennifer and Teresa shopping at Jewelry Expo, a strip mall diamond emporium where the O in “Expo” on the sign is the same diamond ring on the Luxury Tax square of a Monopoly board. I was like, “This is where Teresa is getting her wedding right? They really must have paid her a lot of money to shop there.
Rachel Fuda also has a shore house, and she is stuck with Dolores, who didn’t want to stay with Frank and Brittany because Paulie was supposed to join her but didn’t at the last moment. Maybe she was just afraid of Frank’s weird-ass shore house that is taller than it is wide. Maybe she is afraid it could just blow over at any minute like an aluminum-sided Jenga. Rachel is also putting up Jen Fessler and her husband, Jeff.
Between this and Melissa’s mom, Donna, attending the party, of course the whole question of whether she should have been invited comes up again. Teresa says that there is some history that we need to know about. When Melissa’s original nose and goateed Joe first joined the show, apparently Donna and her daughters posted some shit about Teresa on Twitter. That’s why Teresa didn’t invite them, because she’s hanging onto a decade-old grudge.
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