Another summer has come and gone. Did we even remember to sleep around?
This, by the way, is just your free time. All the while, you’re still clocking in at the job, paying bills, keeping up a gym routine and hounding your landlord about that leaky faucet.
Yes, the new “slut era” — as with perhaps any hyped period of lusty excess — is, contrary to the name, sort of a lonely time, a turning inward. We declare ourselves sluts in a flatly ironic way, knowing a hedonistic air is expected of us on social media, yet in the same breath admitting we can’t be putting in the work, which is too tiring and tedious.
Hey, we can’t be sexting and cruising 24/7. That way chaos lies. And no matter how promiscuous you become, you’ll always wonder if it’s enough — if a rival is out-whoring you at that very moment. You don’t need that competition. Go ahead and steal “slut” valor while doing nothing to earn it. We won’t judge.
“slut era” i say, as my celibacy streak reaches an all time high while I waste my time checking if he’s seen my story
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