'I admire how when babies don't want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.'
When we’re “back to normal,” i want to open a bed and breakfast only for women suffering from burn out. I’m gonna call it Resting Bitch Place.Me now: I love puzzles and chalk and beads and for my birthday I want a scooter— secular angel — Maggie Scott
When I said I wanted to be a Disney princess, I was thinking more the long hair/musical numbers and less the being stuck inside my parents' house/talking to animals.
this time last year I was getting laid and now I’m just sitting here tweeting stupid shit like “this time last year I was getting laid”if ur looking for a bad girl sometimes I do multiple loads of laundry before emptying the lint trapi am a messy bitch who lives for drama, right up until the second i am implicated in drama, in which case i think everyone should cut it out and stop being mean to meWoke up to the memory of a time in college when a very proper, VERY English friend was trying to...
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