President creates law protecting racist hunks of concrete
When I was a child and thought childish thoughts, I believed that the main priority of the President of the United States of America was the welfare of the American people.
, perhaps fearful for his own legacy, announced that it will now be punishable by jail to even try and harm concrete likenesses of dead pieces of shit. According to a predictably ineloquent press conference, Trump has “enacted an act” called the “Statue and Monument Act” that comes with a ten-year jail sentence for trying to deface statues.
“We have numerous people in prison right now,” he said, because of their attempts to take down an ugly statue of a bad man and that “others are going there” because the administration will “look at that from a standpoint of retroactivity,” ostensibly a threat to punish protesters around the country for graffiting and pulling down the monuments to racism that pepper courthouse lawns and college campuses around the country.
Malaysia Latest News, Malaysia Headlines
Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.
Systemic Racism In Our Schools Perpetuates Systemic Racism Everywhere ElseOur schools are part of that racist system. Our schools are racist. They can’t not be.
Read more »
Just Mercy Co-Producer Alana Mayo On Getting Your Content Out Into The WorldAlana Mayo, President of Michael B. Jordan's Outlier Society Productions and co-producer of Just Mercy, provides four tips on creating content and getting it out into the world.
Read more »
Democrats say U.S. withdrawal from Open Skies Treaty may be illegalSenior U.S. Senate Democrats on Monday accused President Donald Trump's administration of violating the law when it declared his intention last month to withdraw the United States from the Open Skies Treaty.
Read more »
Teddy Roosevelt Statue Coming Down, Says Natural History MuseumThe statue of Teddy Roosevelt on horseback, surrounded by a Black man and a Native American man, that greets visitors at the American Museum of Natural History will be taken down
Read more »