18 Brilliant White Lies Parents Have Told Their Kids
asked,"What small lies like 'Brown cows produce chocolate milk' or 'Hedgehogs grow on chestnut trees' can you tell young children?" the responses were equal parts genius AND pure.Here are just a FEW of the absolute best ~white lies~:"I read on here that one user told their kids they make a 'beep' noise when they're asleep, so that they could tell when they were fake sleeping.
I told them that, on their 18th birthday, all the mommy kisses I’d given them would magically glow in the dark, and that it was part of an ongoing contest at school where whoever had the most kisses was the winner. Please note that mommy kisses couldn’t be wiped off because they were magic.""My grandma used to tell me that people went to the ACTUAL moon on their honeymoon. I was so excited to get married.
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