Okay, So I’m The Worst Dog Trainer… Ever. via LaurieJStone
I admit it. My terrier Libby needs work. Like the misbehaving child in school, I see where my “slight spoiling” has created a great sense of entitlement in this Yorkie/Papillion. I’ve had her over three years and you’d think I would’ve taught this animal better by now. How bad a wild child is she? Let me count the ways…
She jumps on people’s laps and licks their faces . The other day our accountant came over, a dignified, lovely young man ready to discuss retirement plans and tax laws. To my embarrassment, Libby wouldn’t leave him alone. As he went over his pie charts and Excel sheets, she kept trying to jump on his lap and kiss him. We finally had to put her in our bedroom.
She steals food. The other day I left a piece of chocolate near my plate while I went to get a cup of coffee. I turned my back for one second when I heard her jump on my chair. Before I could yell, “You little brat!” she snatched away the candy, high-tailing it out of the room as fast as she could . Libby’s done the same with cheese and dinner rolls. In her crate, I’ve found chewed up lifesavers, Trident bubble gum wrappers, and once a box of Cheese Nips.
She lectures. Full disclosure: I sometimes reward bad behavior. My family is horrified. At dinner Libby will sit there when I have my empty dish and give this guttural “talking” bark. Its like she’s scolding me, trying to form words. “Give me that!” is what she’s trying to say. And yes, I know the American Kennel Club would clutch their throats, but sometimes I put my finished plate down and let her have a “lickathon.” My family rolls their eyes, giving beleaguered sighs.
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