Is now really the time for a “This Smells Like My Orgasm” candle?
Photo: Goop If you already own a candle that smells like a vagina, what’s next? Gwyneth Paltrow has an answer. Her wellness brand Goop has launched a new, totally shocking, crazy follow-up to its viral “Vagina”-scented candle: “This Smells Like My Orgasm.”
The new scent is — wink, wink — explosive. The candle comes in a box decorated with blown-up fireworks, and the smell features gunpowder tea, neroli, grapefruit, Turkish rose absolutes, and “ripe” cassis. The Goop site describes the smell as being “sexy, surprising,” and “wildly addictive.” It will ship by June 25.
Well, okay. I guess any normalization of female sexual pleasure is good. But we all know after watching the Goop Netflix series that the next candle should really have been either “Run the Fuck” or “This Smells Like My Vulva.” Father’s Day is approaching, maybe your dad will like it? Heretic x Goop THIS SMELLS LIKE MY ORGASM CANDLE $75 Photo: Goop $75 at Goop Buy If you buy something through our links, New York may earn an affiliate commission.
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