New Evidence Emerges in Fight to Prove Wolverine Has Two D**ks 🍆🍆

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A message hidden in a 2002 Punisher comic sheds light on the theory that Wolverine has two dicks: one for f**king and one for making love.

shows Wolverine, beer bottle in hand, looking at a nude Nightcrawler. The beer bottle, according to writer Greg Rucka, was confirmed by Ribic to represent Wolverine's boner. But hidden in the image was another clue: there isn't one beer bottle in Wolverine's possession, but two, with one hidden underneath the table. If one beer bottle represents a dick, then two beer bottles represent two dicks. That's how symbolism works.

But while Ribic may have been ahead of his time in boldly referencing Wolverine's dual anatomy, a shocking new discovery reveals that writer, referenced Wolverine's two dicks in dialog after Punisher shoots Wolverine in the dicks to get him to go away. The scene was located by, a fantastic resource for comic book collectors that could only be made more useful if it also contained a section dedicated to key issues related to Wolverine Two-Dick Trutherism. Please make that happen.

Note the use of plurality in describing Wolverine's healing factor."They'll grow back." Not"It will grow back." Clearly, Frank Castle knows exactly how many dicks Wolverine has, and Garth Ennis wanted us to know it. But for reasons unknown, they can't speak openly about it. Not only were both men obviously reluctant to confirm that Wolverine has two dicks, but shortly after our interviews, the entire comic book industry was shut down for months. In fact, the entire world was put on lockdown, with the WHO declaring COVID-19 a pandemic and President Donald Trump declaring the pandemic a national emergency within two weeks of those interviews.

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