Catherine Shannon jokes about how her millennial belongings would fare in on “Antiques Roadshow” in a dystopian future.
TV ANNOUNCER: Coming to you live from Globo-1 Broadcasting, this is “Antiques Roadshow.” Today, we travel to the northeastern region of Sector 7, where young citizens are gathered in the Javits Center to have their ancestors’ belongings appraised. Let’s listen in on one of those conversations: MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER: So my great-great-grandmother was a writer in what used to be New York City, in the twenty-twenties.
MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER: But it’s never been used! I have the original purchase receipt. HOST: Precisely. This receipt is dated to 2020, a year when Le Creuset Dutch ovens flooded the market. Every millennial thought they would be baking sourdough bread—a multiday process— in their studio apartments. It was American delusion on a massive scale. MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER: What should I do with it? HOST: You can throw it on the Le Creuset discard pile, over there.
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