'My research had promised fame and riches, and all I got was $171 and a greasy butt plug.' Read an excerpt from isaiswrong's book, 'Camgirl'
Photo: CSA-Printstock/Getty Images I had gone to our town’s sex shop several times, usually accompanying a friend who was too embarrassed to go alone. The last time I’d been to Fascinations, I’d proudly led a group of my friends through the aisles, searching for a gift for our friend Casey to celebrate her eighteenth birthday. Everyone assumed I knew everything about sex toys, and I played along, recommending vibrators I knew nothing about.
I turned on my lamps and draped colored scarves over the shades like I had seen sex workers do on TV. I laid out my newly purchased and freshly washed toys on a dark blue towel, lit candles, and poured my Starbucks into a gold-rimmed mug. I put my lube in a gold-flecked soap dispenser, and Purell hand sanitizer in its silver-flecked twin.
A few viewers came and went, and I tried to engage them in conversation. Their usernames popped up on a list on the right side of my screen, then vanished as they clicked away. I babbled, calling out the usernames of everyone who popped up in the chat room, even if they only stayed for a second.
We talked about pools. Like, did I know how many different filters there are, and they all cost so much, and he didn’t even want a pool but his wife made him get one, and chlorine is actually really bad for your skin, and did I know you never end up swimming as much as you thought you would? Genius. Now I’d have him on the hook longer. I was so good at this! I winked in what I thought was a sexy way, then quickly deposited lube onto the smallest plug. I got in tabletop position and contemplated turning around. “Shall I turn around? How do you want me?”
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