Mitt Romney got a birthday cake with candles and everything was normal.
Republican Senator Mitt Romney—who, despite his stature among the country's elite and pedigreed, does things in a totally normal fashion—completed his 72nd year of existing upon Earth on Tuesday.Marking the occasion, various staff members cheerily presented Romney with a cake composed entirely of a popular common-man treat, the Hostess Twinkie snack cakes, which Romney enjoys to consume much like he takes pleasure in imbibing his favorite meat, the humble hot dog.
"Look at that, holy cow," exclaimed the senator, surveying the grandeur of his cake made from smaller cakes. Grasping each small candle in his hands as he went along, the senator continued the process of extinguishing each tiny flame—contained in each flickering orange peak the hope of a prosperous year to come, but also a physical reminder of the human condition, which requires coming to grips with mortality. Upon each candle dying its little death, Romney held it in his hand. It was normal. There was nothing to see here. Move along.
— Eater March 12, 2019"Don't burn yourself," said someone in the video, which was perhaps the only odd thing in the entire situation, considering folks globally perform the ceremonial extinguishing of flames each day without incident.
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