SEATTLE—Feeling depressed in the midst of several recent personal and professional setbacks, local man Adam Jackson reportedly reminded himself Monday that he was merely going through a phase in which his life was imploding and it was all downhill from here. “I need to remember that everything happens for a reason,…
SEATTLE—Feeling depressed in the midst of several recent personal and professional setbacks, local man Adam Jackson reportedly reminded himself Monday that he was merely going through a phase in which his life was imploding and it was all downhill from here.
“I need to remember that everything happens for a reason, and even though times are rough right now, they will soon get a lot worse,” said the newly unemployed, divorced, and evicted 38-year-old, assuring himself that this series of grave misfortunes was most likely only a brief chapter in a long saga of misery and despair that would continue until the day of his death. “Everything is temporary. Someday I will look back at this difficult period in my life and wonder how I ever had it so good.
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