MESA, AZ—Arriving as quickly as possible to assist a desperate customer, a locksmith was reportedly called Friday after a local man lost the incantation needed to open an ancient enchanted stone chamber. “It took him 45 minutes to get here, which is fine, but now he wants to charge me $200 just to blast through the…
MESA, AZ—Arriving as quickly as possible to assist a desperate customer, a locksmith was reportedly called Friday after a local man lost the incantation needed to open an ancient enchanted stone chamber.
“It took him 45 minutes to get here, which is fine, but now he wants to charge me $200 just to blast through the 4,000-year-old rune-covered doors with shadow magic,” said Leonard Garrison, 48, who added that he was angry with himself for misplacing the scroll upon which was written a spell in an arcane tongue that, when chanted during the doomed and forsaken rite of, would give him access to the chamber where he kept his passport, social security card, and other important personal documents.
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