Fertility Center Asks Couple If They Want Some Cheap Eggs From A Real Fucked Up Chick

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Fertility Center Asks Couple If They Want Some Cheap Eggs From A Real Fucked Up Chick
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CINCINNATI—Saying they could save a few bucks, a fertility counselor asked Anita and Joe Jansen Monday if they wished to consider far more affordable donor eggs from a totally fucked-up chick. 'Seriously, you can get these things for 40, 50 percent less if you’re okay with a donor who's absolutely batshit insane,'…

CINCINNATI—Saying they could save a few bucks, a fertility counselor asked Anita and Joe Jansen Monday if they wished to consider far more affordable donor eggs from a totally fucked-up chick. "Seriously, you can get these things for 40, 50 percent less if you’re okay with a donor who's absolutely batshit insane," said Dr.

Susan Rowling, pointing her index finger at the side of her head and twirling it in a circle. "I'm not sure how someone this plainly bonkers slipped through our screening process, but our mistake can save you a bundle." Rowling added that the donor was totally schizo and definitely a cutter but that there was no guarantee those traits would be passed onto the child.

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