The report confirms that the airplanes suck, the terminals suck, and the seats—which don’t even fucking recline—suck.
Calling the terminal a confusing hellhole of overlapping announcements where nobody knows what the hell is going on, Huerta said that the FAA is officially recommending people pay the extra $40 for a ticket on another airline, adding that the extra money is worth not being made to feel like you are getting jerked around at every goddamn turn.
Huerta told reporters that of course the air conditioning on his flight didn’t work and that the plane was delayed two fucking hours when every other airline was running on time.“We found that one of the most patronizing fucking things Spirit does to its customers revolves around this one very small bin near the gate that says ‘Free,’” Huerta said. “Meaning that if your carry-on fits into this particular bin there is no charge to bring it on the plane.
“The FAA has also come to the conclusion that Spirit employees are fucking idiots,” Huerta added. “We noted that assumption might not be entirely fair, but we believe that since they know they are working for a company that is hell-bent on fucking people over, well, fuck them too, you know?”Huerta said the FAA’s report ultimately won’t really matter, seeing as the people who run Spirit Airlines could probably give a flying fuck what anyone thinks.
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