A recap of all the times Jen and Judy pour themselves a glass of red, white, or (God forbid) orange in season two.
Photo: Saeed Adyani/Netflix “I love you,” Jen writes to Judy in Dead to Me’s season two finale, “more than wine.” It’s a sentiment that wouldn’t be out of place as a bumper sticker on a soccer mom’s Toyota Highlander, but the ritual of sipping on and gossiping over wine has been one of the most defining characteristics of our murderous duo since their fateful meeting in season one. Malbec in glasses? Sure. Pinot straight from the bottle? You bet.
When dinner arrives and with Jen still Judy-less, she breaks out a red blend in the hopes of dulling the dinnertime conversation with her boys. Episode 2 After Detective Perez surprises them at home with Jen’s restraining order against Judy , Judy drops a bombshell in the garage, a few feet away from Steve’s freezer corpse: He was in the … Greek mafia??? “It’s actually more of a syndicate,” she notes. We’re gonna need a glass of white to process this. In their defense, we’d also need yet another glass of pinot gris if Steve’s equally handsome twin and his defined cheekbones came knocking on our door, looking for a friendly chat.
Karen really wants to bask in the glory of orange menopausal wine, doesn’t she? But Jen has bigger, non 5.5–16 percent proof problems to deal with, like the fact she’s increasingly attracted to the twin brother of the man she murdered, who’s standing right behind her. Episode 7 The misery index for Judy is depressingly high now. First, she has to break up with her new lady love, Michelle, because she just happens to be the ex of the detective investigating her case. And then Judy gets roped into planning a memorial service for her dead ex-fiancé? With hundreds of guests? Yeah, we’d need an afternoon glass, too.
And now, our poor Judy has to witness Jen making out on the beach with the twin bother of her dead ex-fiancé. When she was bringing her a glass of wine! Ugh. Time for glasses five and six.
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