Cats Isn't Nearly as Horny and Gay as It Should Be

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Cats Isn't Nearly as Horny and Gay as It Should Be
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Cats was meant to be ridiculous and sexy and fun and gay, and this movie is just, well, ridiculous

to what can only be described as General Anguish from the internet. It was a brief moment of unity rarely experienced by those who frequent Twitter dot com—the rising up of one collective voice to say, “What the actual fuck?”

While the commentary was not necessary net-positive, it was exactly what I was hoping to hear. Thus, when I settled into seat H5 for a 6:15 p.m. showing on the Saturday following its release, I was ecstatic. Sure, it may still be theAdvertisementthe movie is barely even a Little Golden Book.

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