Hoes can have a lil ho ho ho. As a treat.
could run, it's true. And by 2018, innuendo is pretty much nonexistent when you can just be straight up grimy. Not that we mind in the least bit. The internet pop girlie's glitchy"All I Want For Xxxmas," produced by and featuring Ayesha Erotica turns in the filthiest wish list we've ever heard. Slayyyter's desire"To get fucked, take a big hit, get my tits sucked" is fueled by, what else:"an 8-ball of coke and a pair of new tits.
Diving further into the realm of the deliriously profane is Linux, whose"XXX-Mess" is... just the kind of golden nugget that should be in every fireplace stocking this year! I have to wonder who Santa is, if he's passing out"cummies on my chest-chest-chest" at will. Porn fantasies come to life is goals, after all. Who needs mistletoe?
I love the use of AutoTune and trap beats on Slayrizz's amazing"Thotty or Nice," combined with her very earnest ad-libs. It is very funny, also, to hear her sing passionately about going for"sleigh rides," when we all know she's not talking about innocently sledding down snow-covered hills. I am just so glad this exists.
A parody of thrashing '80s hair metal, Steel Panther's"Sexy Santa" is a mess of... so many things we didn't know we'd ever hear or need. I mean, what on earth:"In the back of his sleigh he's got some hoe hoe hoes/ They're lickin' eggnog drippin' from his firehose."
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