It's winter break, and you know what that means ... parents everywhere are suffering.
We’ve survived the holiday madness. Kind of. We’ve cleaned up the wrapping paper and put batteries in a gazillion toys. We’ve fa-la-la’d and ho-ho-ho’d… and we areWinter Break as a parent is a lot like Spring Break when you're single and childless. A bunch of naked people shouting and demanding drinks.My kids have this thing called Winter Break. It’s a week when they stay home from school and break everything — including the spirit of their parents.Me: I have no idea.
Just take a minute to let the horror of that sink in.Day one of my kids' winter break and I already feel like I've been awake for 1000 straight hours, so these next 2 1/2 weeks should be fine.Parenting Tip: On the first night of vacation, have a complete emotional breakdown in front of your kids so they know not to fuck with you.Goals for break, 1st day: Read to kids constantly, make cookies, create lasting memories.Bought beer, hard cider & 3 bottles of wine.
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