I look back on my new mother self and wish I could reassure her of a few things – like stop googling 'what age sleep through the night?'
After my first baby was born I did not react well and there are some things I wish I could tell my new mum self.
About two weeks in – when I had banked cumulatively about 13 hours of sleep total in that entire time – I wrote myself a hysterical letter warning my future self to never get pregnant again, such was my terror of ever finding myself with a newborn again. I sealed it in an envelope and wrote across the front: To Be Opened In The Event Of Wanting Another Baby.
I’m Fine Absolutely NOTHING Is Wrong Whatsoever Show.I now look back on my new mother self and wish I could reassure her of a few things . So here’re the things I wish I could tell that wild-eyed, crazy, weepy person.– seriously just stop. Don’t put that wash on. Don’t start doing the dishes. Don’t do anything beyond eating biscuits. Eating biscuits is the only output of energy that is allowed until the baby is at least 12 weeks old at which time you may consider getting dressed. Maybe.
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