Strippers and vacuums and toilets, oh my.
"I worked at a local hotel and we were having a going away party for the assistant manager at said hotel. I had several drinks and had the incredible urge to take a deuce. Next thing I know, my girlfriend was in the bathroom stall telling me to wake up and get back out to the party.
The crazy thing is, six years later to the day, I was running late to work, took off running again, and heard something pop and felt excruciating pain in my right foot again.8."I had come home from a really long, frustrating day to my loving and energetic dog. I knelt down to give him his much deserved pets and kisses when he exuberantly tossed his head back to lick my face.. It was a tragic hugging incident, indeed.
I fell like a tree in the woods and couldn't put my arms out to stop my fall. Landed straight on my face and knocked myself out cold!
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