15 “I Pooped My Pants As An Adult” Stories Guaranteed To Make You Laugh
When I was 17, I worked in the ice cream shop of a small amusement park. I was by myself, and there was a pretty consistent line of customers. I was weirdly gassy but was chillin' because I was alone, so, like, lettin’ it go as needed.
It started to get BAD, and I stopped being so liberal with cuttin’ it. I felt the rumble as I swirled the chocolate soft serve onto a cone, opened up the window to hand it to a customer, and just as our hands made contact. This was years ago, so I had to use a walkie-talkie to desperately scream for backup. My boss ran over to the shop and asked what was wrong. I slid down the wall with tears in my eyes, mortified, and quietly said “I just fucking shit my pants, dude.
He called my mom, who told me I needed to DRIVE MYSELF home. So I had to waddle from the ice cream shop, through the go-kart track, across the putt putt course, in front of all of the customers and cute boys who worked there, with poop in my pants. And then I had to sit IN MY OWN SHIT IN MY CAR for 20 minutes. Best day of my life.
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